scene from a sunday night, courtesy of mae's language homework
Bryan: why are you gonna vacuum the floor. Its gonna get dirty again anyway
Jess: because…right but I have to sit here so…
Bryan: you don’t have to sit here...you’ve got a chair right there...are you gonna do the marshmallow?
Jess: yes im going to do the marshmallow..
Bryan: ok do it
Jess: ok can I start now?
Bryan: Yes..are you gona let it go for the full time?
Jess: for two minutes??
Bryan: TWO minutes!!!
Jess: you want me to leave the marsh…ok if I it explodes…that’s it.
Rachel: wait how is 2 minutes the full time?
Jess: I don’t know
Bryan: it’s the full designated time
Jess: so if I put 10 minutes…it would’ve been 10 minutes?
Bryan: right, if you’d put 10 minutes it would’ve been 10 minutes..
Jess: look at it…its like…it looks like the guy in ghostbusters
Bryan: the huge marshmallow?
Jess: (laughs)yeah the huge marshmallow
Jesse: is that a marshmallow?
Jess: holy shit
Bryan: oh that’s a marshmallow
Jess: jesse look at it..its huge..
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Rachel: ahhhhhhhhh
Bryan:that’s awesome.
Jess: dude its like shrinking
Bryan: Jessica…take your face away from the microwave
Rachel: you think she’s gonna get radiation?
Bryan: sh. You’re gonna get radiation
Jess: yeah…I’m sure you’re concerned with my health at this very very moment.
Bryan: I am…but I’m also concerned with the health of our marshmallows
(everyone laughs)
Jess: guys, its like burning..it just keeps getting big..thats kinda not fun..
Bryan: oh its dying…
Jess: its flattening….
Bryan: Oh no (in sing song voice)
Jess I have to save it..we have to pull it out!
Bryan no no don’t touch it!
Jess: we have to take it out!
Bryan: no! no you’ve got a minute..ahh..a miniute and 10 seconds left
Jess: no! Its gonna burn in our microwave
Bryan: we’ve got a minute and 10 seconds left
Jess: if it sticks to the bottom…I’m gonna be so mad
Bryan: I told you
Jesse: how long has it been there?
Bryan: I told you. I told you.
Jess: we set it for 2 minutes
Bryan: I’ve got...we have a minute left
Jess: it’s burning
Bryan: I don’t care
(Everyone laughs) Oh shit!
Bryan: all right stop it. Stop it! Stop!
Rachel: my phone like never works…
Bryan: its broken!
Rachel: ohhh ooo
Bryan: its smoking!
(black steam escapes from hole in marshmallow)
Jess: did anybody else see that?
Bryan: yeah
Jess: wait
Bryan: take it out!
Jess oh dude its so burned
Bryan: oh shit
Rachel its de-
Jess: ughh…oh man! Good job Bryan!
Bryan: what, its my fault?!
Jess: yeahhh..yes
Bryan: for what?!
Jess you said to keep let it go the whole 2 minutes
Bryan: you didn’t let it go the whole 2 minutes
Jess: right..i wouldn’t have let it go even that long though if I didn’t…you were like…yo let it go (imitating his voice)
Bryan: how do you know..maybe if you let it go for 2 minutes it woulda been…
Jess: totally caked onto my microwave?
Bryan: it wouldn’t have been totally caked..maybe it would’ve uncaked itself..within the..next minute
Jess: oh god that’s so disgusting
Bryan: (laughs, clapping) Oh man | 
